You don't say "schtamp that there," or some shit like that. You say "ah, sorry Ngnaarda is this where you get this stamped" And if they come on to you with an attitude or start checking PULSE you say "I'm sorry I haven't done this before."
And if you want to shine you bring the entire service history folder, baby.
The Terminator: Sarvice hisdory foldar... baby.
John Connor: Yeah but have it kinda rough, not perfect.
And if a cop checks the computer and says you got a parking ticket, or appear to have used the M50 toll, you say "Jaysus the brother muscht have used the car unbeknownst to meself!"
Or you can do combinations.
The Terminator: De bruder muscht have used zas car on ze M50.
John Connor: Great! See, you're getting it!
The Terminator: Schtämp zis dere, baby.
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