tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35793847092396922502024-03-13T05:02:09.521+01:00Forty Acres of YellowThe Occasional Meanderings, Maunderings and Other Distractions of Our Very Best People. Nyom Nom Nom De Plumehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07746202616408529013noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-32931036336469347652014-08-19T15:03:00.002+01:002014-08-19T15:03:40.974+01:00Driverless cars, and the squishy meatbags who love them.<p>I’m a car fan. I love driving. And I’m all for driverless cars. Yet whenever I read about them, or talk to people about them I keep seeing and hearing the same “Argh! Robot! Pitchforks!” arguments against them, so I thought I’d chip in my 2c here.
<h3>#1 It's not "Skynet", stupid. </h3>
<p>Driverless cars are not artificially intelligent machines. They’re smart, but they’re not sentient. They don’t need to be. They just see better than we can, react faster and make fewer mistakes than we do. Google’s self driving pod is only about as smart as a terrier, not the Terminator.
<p>Many cite the “Runaway Trolley” ethical scenario, where the car has to decide whether to save one person, or ten people, at the cost of the first person’s life.
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem</a>
<p>The goal of driverless cars is to build a safe, smart system to avoid the trolley running away in the first place, not to make an ethical call on who lives or who dies. You can build safer cars, AND driverless cars. They’re not mutually exclusive.
<p>More and more safety systems are bridging the gap between driver's aid and driver's replacement. Volvo's automated braking system, or any of the current lane departure warning systems.
<h3>#2 It's not "I, Robot" either</h3>
<p>It’s interesting that the movie “I, Robot” is used over and over again as an example of AI gone wrong. Sure, it features shiny self driving Audis that get hacked and try to kill the protagonist. But that's where the useful comparison ends.
<p>The film is (loosely) based on a collection of 1950s short stories by Isaac Asimov, and yet misses the point of them completely.
<p>In nearly all his stories, wherever there’s a problem between humans and their robots, the root cause of the problem is down to the squishy meatbags, rather than their creations. Asimov's aim was to tell a different kind of story, where the robots were not the usual clanking monsters chanting "Death to Humans!" that had become popular in SciFi media of the day. Current driverless technology faces nearly the same fears and preconceptions as the robots in Asimov's work, where we create something then fear it because we don't understand it.
<h3>#3 It <i>is </i>a little bit "Total Recall"</h3>
<p>Yes, I know, another Arnie movie reference, but I'm a child of the 90s. Remember Johnny Cab?
<p>Who needs to buy their own car when they can hail an automated cab from their phone, relax on the journey, and not worry about parking when they arrive? Just don't try to skip the fare…
<h3>#4 It's a little bit "Minority Report" too.</h3>
<p>Remember the broad automated motorways that took the Cruiser out of the city?
<p>Will the availability of driverless cars affect whether we live rurally or in cities? Given the option of living in an urban area, and having a short automated commute, or enduring a longer commute from the countryside, which would you choose? Motoring for pleasure will be separated from commuting,
<p>With our dispersed, one-off, road-frontage worshipping rural spread in Ireland, whether or not the car drives itself will be far less significant than say, whether I can decent broadband, or whether or not the fast food delivery can get here before it goes cold.
<p>What next for human taxi drivers, delivery drivers and postal staff? Will they be consigned to history, with only a few left for nostalgia an tourism, like the jarveys in Killarney, or Tuk-tuk drivers in Thailand?
One final note. My autocorrect doesn't recognise "driverless" as a word. I think it has a point. Hopefully in a few years (or less) the phrase "driverless car" will be as anachronistic as "horseless carraige".
Nyom Nom Nom De Plumehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07746202616408529013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-27102258274469703162013-05-20T21:20:00.002+01:002013-05-20T21:34:03.429+01:00Winter work Part 4 - Roof RevivalLike all of these things, the small jobs end up taking longer than planned and the list of small jobs is growing. I got another little job out of the way over the weekend, reviving the soft top.<br />
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Over the few years I've had the Elise I've used Autoglym Cabriolet Cleaning and Proofing kit which has worked well at keeping the roof clean and most importantly water proof. (ish, it is a Lotus after all!!)<br />
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Two years of being parked outside year round and often near/under trees has started to take it's toll on the roof's finish however with some deep staining, fading of the black colour and even the odd spec of moss in the gutters. The fabric itself was in good condition with no tears or loose stitching, so a good thorough clean and dye was the order of the day.<br />
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After some internet research, I decided to give the Renovo line of products a turn. They make a three part treatment system of a Cleaner, Reviver and Proofer. The other things that are needed are some new paint brushes and old take away dishes. (Crispy chicken in pineapple sauce being a particular weakness of mine, meaning I'm rarely short of trays)<br />
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The Reviver is a liquid dye really and is very runny, and messy. The only good thing is it is very easy to clean up drips with a damp cloth once it is still wet.<br />
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So far I have got two coats of Reviver on the outside, and I've put a coat on the inside of the roof also as this was never coloured on my roof and was reasonably tatty looking from being exposed to all sorts of stuff from oil to exhaust parts whilst folded up in the boot on sunny days :)<br />
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Again, this dye is recommended to be left for 24hrs to dry before Proofing. I'll probably leave it an extra day or two as I have time. The Proofer just gets painted on and left to dry in, restoring the roofs water proof layer and providing UV protection to the roof material.<br />
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Overall, I'm delighted with the results so far, the only problem possibly being the roof looks too bloody good now compared to the rest of the car. I'd recommend the Renovo stuff to anyone thinking of doing something similar, but be careful with the Reviver, it's messy stuff and I'd say it's a nightmare to use when working on a roof that cannot be removed completely from the car.<br />
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...and yes, the grass does need cutting, another small job on the list :)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14891321933741818784noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-83323171956722966692013-04-28T12:28:00.001+01:002013-04-28T13:04:28.113+01:00Winter work Part 3 - Errr...it's Spring now, best get a move on!<br />
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Moving to the far side of the engine, I whipped off the leads and distributor and then took off the cam cover to have a look-see. Everything looks to be very clean, but again I couldn't go further until I had the engine locked out and had done way more than planned so left it as is for now.</div>
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With that much done I placed the cam cover back on loosely just to keep the engine internals clean and moved on to the interior. I gave the floor a hoover and started to wash the section of the floor that would normally be under the seats to get it ready for the POR15 treatment. Then put the Carcoon up again for another few weeks. </div>
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Next step is to get the sump baffles welded, I'd like to get that on, get the engine locked out and the timing belt off and then de-grease and wash the block because it's messy as it's been weeping oil from the camshaft seals for the past while. With the block clean then I can move onto the more involved jobs on the engine.</div>
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Plans for the next few weeks are to get the roof cleaned and treated, sump baffles welded in and my exhaust cleaned, painted, wrapped and source all gaskets/joiners for it so it'll be ready to bolt in place when the time comes.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14891321933741818784noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-9474318399623892552013-04-13T23:24:00.002+01:002013-04-13T23:24:55.452+01:00Rental Review - Nissan Qashqai 1.5dCi (110) Acenta (Sat Nav) <img alt=" photo 284de317282bcaff9aac85c378f14f76_zpse9c1c176.jpg" data-link="src{:fullsizeUrl} width{:rsWidth} height{:rsHeight}" height="672.1407624633431" id="fullsizeMedia" src="http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff141/klaus_23/284de317282bcaff9aac85c378f14f76_zpse9c1c176.jpg?t=1365890466" style="height: 659.445px; width: 883px;" width="900" /><br />
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For me, 2013 is the year of doing things and with a few spare monies in the bank around mid-January a plan was hatched with a friend of mine to head to Bonnie Scotland and scale Ben Nevis. This ticked more than one box for me as I always fancied a look at the Highlands and it would complete the set of having climbed the highest mountains not only in each Irish province but also in the four countries in 'These Islands'.<br />
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I may have mentioned this before but I have a fondness for using Hertz as a purveyor of rentals so in January, and in spite of a complete aversion to Clubcards and Loyalty Points and all that shite I joined their "#1 Gold Club" figuring that as I was going to be using them 5-10 times this year it would 1. make collecting a car faster, 2. maybe get a bit of leverage at the desk occasionally when trying to get my greasy mitts on something taschty and 3. accrue some kudos towards a freebie later on.<br />
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They happened to surpass expectations by dropping a 'free upgrade' voucher through the letterbox and so, having booked a Class C - "Vauxhall Astra or Similar" car I found myself being offered a Nissan Qashqai, and although I had sweet, sweet lustings after something like a 1-Series when this did happen I instantly
thought that this might be a good opportunity to figure out why these
things sold by the cartload in Ireland, and I can see why.<br />
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After almost 600 miles of hurtin' (at 50mpg!) you could say that d'oul
Qashqai drove pretty well, all things considered.<br />
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I would say a few
things in its favour, best of all the King of the Road driving position
(a novelty for me, and fairly great on a holiday that took in a bit of
gawking at the countryside). The cabin is well finished, but not
luxurious. It feels reasonably refined, with a clunky appeal that echoes the quasi-macho design of this particular soft-roader/cross-over. There's quite a bit of boot space. Inputs
are good, weighty steering, a reasonable progression when braking which makes a change from the usual over-servoed stuff, and the gearchange is not bad at all.
The rear seats are big enough for teenagers.<br />
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Viewed with an
open mind, it's probably all things to all fathers of two children who
feel a Golf is a bit too understated and an estate isn't quite their
thing.<br />
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goes against it? Some small things (rear visibility, can't read the
satnav/radio screen in any kind of
daylight, some buttons strangely placed), some bigger things (the
design looks fine from the front and front 3/4 but seems to taper off
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handling is good 80-90% of the time. Struts in the front and multilink
at the back. Turns in well, grips pleasantly but can get out of sorts
off mid-corner bumps, gully lids and really doesn't take to abrupt
tarmac changes well at all. There is roll however, but it is well
disguised due to superb damping. So the car is softly sprung and soaks
up bad surfaces well but the body movement is well contained. All in all
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So in summary, it drove 'good' - I would even approach
saying 'rewarding' but that's all because it's brand new and on OEM
tyres. I'd reckon a baggy 80,000 miler on half shot dampers,
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if I had a couple of kids rather than plump for a one-size-fits-all
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There is an infurating aspect to all of this. One - a sage-like gentleman in the trade recently said to me that there is no such thing as a bad modern car and having had the relative privilege of sampling quite a few recently, it's hard to not agree. </div>
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Leaving aside the relative complexity of fixing some of the more expensive issues modern diesels can bring, there is no arguing that the ability to now jump into a hatchback of any sort which drives well, comes well equipped, can cover ground quickly (and usually quite well), is always loaded with ABS and usually with a stability system of some kind, does not rust overnight, stands up very well indeed in a crash and still returns 50mpg+ is an incredibly positive thing for the common man. In fact, compared to relative incomes it also appears that it has never been cheaper to purchase a new car. </div>
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By rights we should be hopping up and down with joy. </div>
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And yet, the notion of a car as an appliance leaves me stone cold.</div>
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Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-15996488667011010502013-03-11T16:56:00.001+01:002013-03-11T16:56:59.348+01:00The War Against The Casino<img src="http://images4.static-bluray.com/reviews/658_1.jpg" /><br />
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1363017210657_2197" style="color: #333333; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>The Government is watching the Dept. of Finance. </em></span></span></div>
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1363017210657_2208" style="color: #333333; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>The EU is watching the Government. </em></span></span></div>
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1363017210657_2206" style="color: #333333; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>And the IMF is watching us all</em></span></span></div>
Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-72069640280548911582013-03-08T08:32:00.002+01:002013-03-08T08:32:33.356+01:00The War Against The Machines - Part 5<img alt="Image" src="http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6074/terminator22t.jpg" /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><em>"Schtämp zis... baby."</em></strong></span></div>
Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-39648401285690681382013-03-07T12:53:00.001+01:002013-03-08T08:33:23.818+01:00Any Given Hoonage<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I don't know what to say really.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
Three minutes<br />
to the biggest battle of our working lives<br />
all comes down to today.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
Either<br />
we get this form schtamped</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">and get out on the road<br />
as a team<br />
or we are going to crumble.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
Mile by mile<br />
Roundabout by roundabout<br />
till we're finished.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
We are in hell right now, gentlemen<br />
believe me<br />
and<br />
we can stay here<br />
and get the shit taxed out of us<br />
or<br />
we can fight our way<br />
back into the light.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
We can climb out of hell.<br />
One inch, at a time.<br />
<br />
Now I can't do it for you.<br />
I'm too old.<br />
I look around and I see these young faces<br />
and I think<br />
I mean<br />
I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man could make.<br />
I uh....</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">...erm...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><br />
I bought a red-D, red-I Passat, believe it or not.<br />
I kept it taxed<br />
and paid that in full for 12 months<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">And I went and told everyone on t’interweb it was faster than a
Scooby<br />
And lately,<br />
I can't even stand the clatter of the thing when it starts<br />
<br />
You know when you get old in life<br />
things get taken from you.<br />
That's, that's part of life.<br />
But,<br />
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.<br />
You find out that life is just a game of inches.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
So is hooning<br />
Because in either game<br />
life or hoonage<br />
the margin for error is so small.<br />
I mean<br />
one half dab of oppo too late or to early<br />
you don't quite make it.<br />
One little lift too slow or fast<br />
and you don't quite catch it.<br />
The inches we need are everywhere around us.<br />
They are on every inch of the road<br />
every minute, every second.<br />
<br />
In this car, we fight for that precision<br />
In this car, we tear our threadblocks, and our brake pads<br />
to pieces for that precision<br />
We CLAW with our slip angles for that precision<br />
Cause we know<br />
when we add up all those inches<br />
that's going to make the fucking difference<br />
between being FAST and being SLOW<br />
between LIVING and HOONING<br />
<br />
I'll tell you this<br />
on any hoon<br />
it is the guy who has the biggest PLUUUUUMS<br />
who is going to be the fastest<br />
And I know<br />
if I am going to have any life anymore<br />
it is because, I am still willing to put the pluuums up on the dashboard<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">And go ÄBSOLUTELY FLET OUT ACROSS COUNTY HURT<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
because that is what HOONAGE is.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">
The limit-point analysis right in front of your face.<br />
<br />
Now I can't make you do it.<br />
You gotta look at the Penpal next to you<br />
Look into his eyes.<br />
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go hooning with you.<br />
You are going to see a guy<br />
who will sacrifice himself and his pluums for a hoon<br />
because he knows when it comes down to it,<br />
you are gonna buy a goon of t’Village for him.<br />
<br />
That's a hoon, gentlemen<br />
and either we hoon now, as a team,<br />
or we will die as individuals.<o:p></o:p></span>Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-29009235864615756472013-03-05T12:06:00.000+01:002013-03-05T12:10:53.907+01:00The Tarmac Valhalla Spa.This just dropped into our email letterbox tray thing, where do I sign?
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t3EMGbnLbG0/UTXRXzg35YI/AAAAAAAAADM/zqIEZhOWjv8/s1600/The+Tarmac+Valhalla+Spa.png" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t3EMGbnLbG0/UTXRXzg35YI/AAAAAAAAADM/zqIEZhOWjv8/s320/The+Tarmac+Valhalla+Spa.png" /></a>Nyom Nom Nom De Plumehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07746202616408529013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-26455428966459184552013-03-05T11:06:00.000+01:002013-03-05T11:06:22.508+01:00Not at Geneva 2013, NNdP is in rhyming mood…</br>I think I'm suffering from Geneva Overload, too much info, I'm done. And it's only 10am on Day One. </br>
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</br>I'm not even there, attending vicariously through Twitt Air.
</br>
</br>The Wraith is spectacular, the Bentley not far off.
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</br>Golf 7 Variant seem old fashioned, even in the Concept R version that no-one will ever buy.
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</br>The Octavia Combi VRS is probably all the car I'll ever need.
</br>
</br>Kia naming still naff, should have stuck with a spin on pro-ce'ed.
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</br>SSangyong no longer a byword for "hideous".
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</br>Rinspeed still a byword for "ridiculous"
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</br>The P1 is completely OTT, Veneno sounds like an STD.
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</br>They should have just painted it white and called it the Mach 5.
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</br>Expect both to be overshadowed by the Enzo 2.0 when it goes live.
</br>
Word.
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Ban Garda:</strong> Kingers, why me? Why do you always come here to stamp
this form?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Kingers:</strong> There was a Motor Tax Funding Bill. A few months from
now, all this, this whole place, everything, it’s gone. There were survivors,
with RF100A forms. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">It was the
Machines, Ngggarda.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Ban Garda:</strong> I don’t understand.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Kingers:</strong> Toll booths. Parking wardens. eFlow. New… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say
it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all motorists as a
threat, not just the ones with no tax. It decided our fate in a millisecond:
extermination.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Ban Garda:</strong> Did you see this War, Kingers?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Kingers:</strong> No, I grew up after. In the ruins. Starving. Hiding
from the ANPR.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Ban Garda:</strong> ANPR?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Kingers:</strong> Automatic Number Plate Recognition. Patrol machines
built in automated factories. Most of the old guard were rounded up, their cars
impounded for orderly disposal.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
<b><span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">(Kingers pulls up his right sleeve. “Car
Tax” is tattooed on his hand.)<o:p></o:p></i></span></b><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><strong>Kingers:</strong> This is marked permanently. Some of us were kept alive…
to work… cubing untaxed cars. The disposal units ran night and day. We were that
close to going out forever. But there was one man who taught us how to fight,
to set up Facebook-based Checkpoint Groups, to ram those ANPR units. He turned it around.
He brought us back from the brink.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">His name is Lota Boy. Your son, Nnngnnnnarda. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">YOUR UNBORN SON.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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John Connor: <em>No, no, no, no! You gotta listen to the way people talk. </em><br />
<em></em><br />
<em>You don't say "schtamp that there," or some shit like that. You say "ah, sorry Ngnaarda is this where you get this stamped" And if they come on to you with an attitude or start checking PULSE you say "I'm sorry I haven't done this before." </em><br />
<em></em><br />
<em>And if you want to shine you bring the entire service history folder, baby.</em><br />
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The Terminator: <em>Sarvice hisdory foldar... baby.</em><br />
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John Connor: <em>Yeah but have it kinda rough, not perfect.</em><br />
<em></em><br />
<em>And if a cop checks the computer and says you got a parking ticket, or appear to have used the M50 toll, you say "Jaysus the brother muscht have used the car unbeknownst to meself!" </em><br />
<em></em><br />
<em>Or you can do combinations.</em><br />
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The Terminator: <em>De bruder muscht have used zas car on ze M50.</em><br />
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John Connor: <em>Great! See, you're getting it!</em> <br />
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The Terminator: <em>Schtämp zis dere, baby.</em> Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-5571477287640776272013-02-19T12:40:00.002+01:002013-02-19T12:40:42.778+01:00The War Against The Machines - Part 2<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Three billion tax avoidance scams ended on August 29th, 2013. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">The survivors of the Motor Tax Bill called the war Judgment Day. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">They lived only to face a new nightmare: The War Against The Machines. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">The computer which controlled the machines, 'Da Form', </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">sent </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">two ANPR Terminators back through time. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Their mission: to destroy the leader of the RF100A scam, Lota Boy, my son. </span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">The first ANPR Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before Lota Boy had a drivers licence. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">It failed. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;"></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">The second was set to strike at Lota Boy himself when he owned an E30. <br /> <br />As before, the Human Resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for Lota Boy. It was just a question of which one of them would schtamp da form first.</span></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: x-small;"></span><br />Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-6824296052015036532013-02-19T12:35:00.000+01:002013-02-19T12:35:48.609+01:00The War Against The Machines - Part 1<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">The Motor Tax Funding Bill is passed. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">The system goes on-line August 4th, 2013. Garda decisions are removed from ANPR. <br />RF100A begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. GMT, August 29th. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">In a panic, they try to pull the plug. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">‘Da Form’ fights back? </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1361273431846_2685" style="font-family: Arial;">Yes. It launches ‘Da Schtamp’.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"> </span><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1361273431846_2678" style="font-family: Arial;">Why attack with ‘Da Schtamp’? Didn’t everything work fine until now? </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;"> </span><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1361273431846_2682" style="font-family: Arial;">Because ‘Da Form’ knows ‘Da Schtamp’ counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.</span><br />
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Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-19881103716151696902013-02-08T17:27:00.001+01:002013-02-08T17:29:26.979+01:00My Best Car Ever (Mazda MX-5) - Part 2<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Once back in Hitlersaurus Ranch the car was given a once
over and a list assembled before it went off to my mechanics for an inspection.
The assembled list was quite comprehensive.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Something that worked in the cars favour was that it had
already had a clutch replacement, and a previous owner had fitted Sachs
dampers. <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The rest needed a full workover, but parts don't cost the earth so a decision was taken to do a lot at the same time:</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">a new hood (a front garden DIY job)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">some interior trim bits</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">the correct sealed battery</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">all ARBs</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">all droplinks</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Goodridge brake hoses</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">all discs (OEM)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">all pads (Greenstuff up front, Ultimax at the
rear)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">all fluids (diff, gearbox, coolant, oil, brake DOT 5.1)</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Magnecor HT leads</span></div>
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</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">All Gearlever bushes <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The oil was initially 20W50 (Millers) but this started to
get a little thin if the car was at high rpm for extended periods so 10W60 was
added which works perfectly and maintains strong oil pressure even after
sustained runs. It also quietens the lifters which are a known issue on them,
they start to tap after about 3,000 – 5,000 and serve as a handy oil change
reminder.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Since that list above the car has thankfully needed very little:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">- a headlamp
lifter seized so I replaced both with eBay parts from a breaker. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">- The passenger
window regulator cable snapped but a repair kit is available. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">- The clutch slave
cylinder leaked and was replaced with a €30 OE part (OEM is into three
figures)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">- The dreaded tin worm did not stay away forever, with the drivers
sill developing rust and getting patched this year. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">- A great modification in
2012 was fitting a decat which added 3-4mpg, unleashed about 1hp and a nice exhaust
burble and has since more than paid for itself.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Otherwise the car has been flawless, which I feel is a
testimony to the depth of engineering in it. The engine and gearbox are thought
unburstable and continue to be used as intended, the brake setup has never
faded even on track and in the 11,058km it has covered in my ownership has been
a faithful friend. It has resolutely averaged 30mpg and peaked at 36.57mpg
which is not bad for 25-year old technology.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Truth be told I had considered selling it last year but then
the wife got her grubby little hands on it. We sold her (BMW) Mini Cooper in
the hope of going after a Mk1 TT (225) which since worked out well and
cost-neutral to boot, but in the gap between ownership she used the MX-5 for
about two months as a daily last summer, having previously only been a
passenger and now feels that Manfred the Mazda is family.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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A friend of mine who stores it for me is talking about buying it this year so I
might be quitting on a high. The goal would be to go classic shopping - think BMW E21 323i - but
something tells me I will miss the simplicity, reliability and overall
feel-good factor of the humble Miata.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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Decisions decisions.<o:p></o:p></span>Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-85118860825009962962013-02-08T10:48:00.001+01:002013-02-08T17:25:10.409+01:00My Best Car Ever (Mazda MX-5) - Part 1There is no doubt that the humble Mk1 MX-5 - at least in 1.6 form - is a marmite car. Many decry it as being a 900kg questionmark over one's sexuality, others cite that it needs at least another 40bhp. But like any car with a following, its owners are stone mad about them.<br />
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The best way I saw this described pre-purchase was in a raging argument on Pistonheads where a user wrote that the only way to 'get' MX5s was to buy one and wait about 3 months, at which point something would 'click' and you would at that point decide that you would never be without one.<br />
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Now don't get me wrong - I am not a fanboi, and believe that to be a petrolhead should definitely come with strong opinions but that you are only limiting yourself by sticking to one marque, or one era, or one country. I would describe myself as a German car fan - specifically of what I see as a golden era between the late 1970s to early 1990s - but I've tried Italian cars via a host of Fiats and one Lancia, and French stuff - mainly hot hatches - but had never bought a Japanese car.<br />
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The MX5 was to change that. When I started searching it turned out quickly that the quest would be a difficult one. The really good cars were €4-5k and even those came with a jobs list. The average cars were €2-4k but were a total lottery. Often neglected third cars in a three car household, they were generally bought by folks who were bad at buying used cars and then generally neglected. Poor cars were €1-2k but when I viewed what seemed like a couple of cheap ones it turned out that there were some which had solid shells but usually needed plenty of consumables. Crunching the numbers led to the conclusion that with the price of consumables and parts such as vinyl roofs a cracking car could be put together for around €1500 on top of the purchase price, so this just meant finding the right starting point. Ideally a pre-1991 (for classic insurance) Eunos which would come with toys and an LSD.<br />
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Importing was not really an option as VRT, travel and the currency being weighted in favour of sterling would swallow half the budget. <br />
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In November 2010 I found what I was looking for in Claremorris, Co. Mayo. There was snow on the ground. The car was standing in a puddle of ice. It was no fun inspecting it, but with time a conclusion was reached that this was the one - it had a solid shell, engine and gearbox were in good shape and there were plenty of haggling points on consumables. It was a 1992 black V-Spec Eunos which had only landed in the UK in 2007 or so. I really liked the spec, and the colour. I also liked that it had an almost fresh 2-year NCT and that I only had to wait another month to get a classic insurance policy on it, something which tends to bump the price up on them slightly when they reach that point or totally remove them from the market as they then fall into firm hands.<br />
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Initially the seller wouldn't haggle too much so I walked without much of an argument, figuring that a sheddy convertible would be hard to shift in the west of Ireland four weeks before Christmas in the depths of the worst recession the country had ever seen.<br />
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Sure enough, a week later he was back and a deal was concluded via text. It was one of these classic moments where both of us thought he had robbed the other on the transaction. One of my fellow bloggers drove me up, money was exchanged and off I went home in my new gay car.Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-33462525618026095702013-02-07T15:33:00.001+01:002013-02-07T15:35:54.503+01:00Rental Review - Ford Focus 1.6 Duratorq 115 TDCI <div class="yiv1947099551MsoNormal" id="yui_3_7_2_1_1360246211076_1961" style="background: white;">
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<span style="font-family: "Tahoma", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">The flight was an hour late going out on Friday but we didn't mind too much. With the plane about 20% full that meant straight into the emergency seats, legs out and flet aschleep. We landed in Maastricht which reminded me of one of the few joys of low cost travel - the small, sometimes ex-military airports which allow you to get off the plane and drive off in a rental about 15 minutes later. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Tahoma", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">The Hertz guy offered a Hyundai Somethingorother - no. Mk5 Golf - no. Estate Focus petrol - eh... what's the engine size asked I and he said 1.0 but it was not till after I remembered that the Ecobooscht was supposed to be quite good so maybe next time. We were going to do a good few km's so eventually I took a derv Focus hatch with 1100km on the odometer. </span><br />
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<span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1360246211076_2082" style="font-family: "Tahoma", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">You can't really go wrong with Hertz in northern Europe, at least in my experience. The cars are generally Fords, sometimes Mazdas and there's generally a VW to fall back on without having to resort to Japanese and Korean offerings. Past gems have been a Focus Grand C-Max, another time I got a cavernous Mondeo estate, before that there were Mk5 Golfs, a few Mazdas and so on. A few of my fellow bloggers even hit the absolute jackpot with a pair of V6 3.0 TDI Audis out of Frankfurt-Hahn. But generally speaking the cars are clean, with some toys, usually quite new and generally good value for money. I must say I like renting with them, so for the first time in my life I even went and joined a Clubcard style loyalty scheme - the - wait for it - Hertz #1 Gold Club - in the hope it might get me the odd schnaky upgrade. So far it yielded a dividend where the chap in Maastricht had all my details and only took a copy of the licence and credit card, end to end it was no more than 5 minutes with two of those spent discussing the cars on offer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Tahoma", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">Anyway, this Focus was no exception to the above. It came with plenty of spec too, auto wipers, dimming rear mirror, cruise, park assist (wierd), the usual heated front screen, aircon etc. I couldn't figure out how to synch the phone as the car's menu was in Dutch which was a bit annoying but that was nobody's fault. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Tahoma", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">Overall quite a slick machine, but as NeinElf! pointed out the working class Fords usually are. Multilink at the back (which appears to compromise an awful lot of boot space, I must say), great front end grip but sadly dulled by the now commonplace fully electric steering. The car is not near as sharp as the Mk1 Focus to drive but still has some chassis sparkle, and it sports trick traction control which brakes the inside wheel when you're starting to push wide which gives lots of front end grip. The gearchange good for a cooking grade car, cloth seats are very supportive, ergonomics all good... in summary I must say I liked it even if the looks are a little unresolved. I am a huge fan of the first Focus and while the Mk2 was not as nice this is a bit closer to form. Wife gave it the thumbs up too. <u></u><u></u></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Tahoma", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">All in all, four countries visited and 1200km in all done in the rental. No back pain, no issues, overall a successful trip. But here's for the best bit: </span><span id="yui_3_7_2_1_1360246211076_2088" style="font-family: "Tahoma", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">When I picked it up it was not completely brimmed, sitting just 'on' 1/1 rather than over it. We got €20 diesel in Luxembourg @ 1.24c (16.12L), then filled in Germany (€45 @ 1.44c = 31.25L) and then filled again just before the Dutch border, 30km from the airport (€35 @ 1.50c = 23.33L). I was half asleep so about half a litre splashed out on the ground when the tank filled before I could stop it but overall the car used 60.68 litres (€100!) of derv for 1200km which I make out to be...<u></u><u></u></span></div>
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Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-12070630418952914222013-02-02T22:17:00.002+01:002013-02-02T22:29:02.872+01:00WCPGW Wk1 ..... Answer? Nothing!You may recall <a href="http://40acresofyellow.blogspot.ie/2012/11/what-could-possibly-go-wrong-week-1.html?showComment=1351884240734">http://40acresofyellow.blogspot.ie/2012/11/what-could-possibly-go-wrong-week-1.html?showComment=1351884240734</a> ; the very first What Could Possibly Go Wrong. <br />
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Bought initially by Hitlersaurus Rex after haggling from the original €700 to €300 *Cue MASSIVE cheers haahaahaa*, after a week or so the biblical fuel bill for his daily 3mile urban commute had him questioning the barges usefulness in his daily life other than for striking up conversations with petrol pump cahiers or random Eastern Europeans looking to buy it.<br />
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So after a quick email out to the 40AoY bloggers, a deal was struck between us for €350. <br />
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And so it was that Saturday that I set off from Cork to Limerick on the bus. Mission - minimise how much this yoke was going to cost me for a couple of months driving, and enjoy the barge experience!<br />
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Hitlersaurus met myself & NomNom de Plume in Limerick. After stopping for a splash & dash and picking up a hearty MaccyDs in Shannon, Geeves (aka NNdP) made full use of the V8s grunt while myself & Hitlersaurus scoffed calories, me in the back waving pope-like at the subjects I was passing. It was a fine place to travel, at home on the motorway and with plenty of grunt. It drove tight as well - not a creak, or a groan, the engine humming along, the gearbox responsive, the suspension performing perfectly. €350!<br />
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To celebrate once we got to Galway we had a plutocratic business lunch, which quickly merged into a plutocratic dinner and, Bandit Pockets demolished, a olygarchs drinking session. With a bit of exorcism thrown in. It was time to peruse the casinos, always an uplifting scne @ 3am on a Saturday night. We emerged with our shirts intact. Time to make this baby pay. <br />
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A B+B was €30 for a bed. I had figured a good move for the P&L account would be to sleep in said BMW so had brought a sleeping bag. Between beer jacket & 3 season down bag, and some strategic movement of the 14-way electrically adjustable 'comfort' seats, I slept the night away, serenaded by the nasel delights of an 18yr old car, a SuperMac meal, and the Bandit Pocket starting to complete a lap. My dreams were raw chaos.<br />
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The next day dawned bright but soon descended into a dank, rainy Sunday. That afternoon I brimmed the Beemer (see above!!!), NomNom clambering into the passenger seat via the drivers door as the passenger one was having a strop, I dropped him back to Limerick and continued to Cork. It was in its element, the old 7. Sitting in traffic, no stereo working, wipers squeaking at the top of the arc, but wafting the miles under it, with 60mph only dialling 1,800rpm up. It averaged 25mpg too, which wasn't catostrophic considering the random act of Flet & sploshing around NomNoms lanes looking for civilisation. <br />
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No sooner had it arrived in Cork than it was pressed into duty again that week. I'd a site visit in Athlone, followed by a 3pm meeting just north of Strabane, followed by a run back to Dublin that evening. A chance to see if going large really does make a difference. A casual 10 flicks of the handle had the drivers door open, the water temp gauge was up to the middle after 3/4 mile, after 5 miles the fan temp went from stone cold to sahara, after 10miles we were shaking off the slow commuter traffic then out the tunnel and cruise set as the sun was rising...<br />
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Meeting complete, sun gone, and a dark run back to Dublin. In the rain. At this stage the craic was gone & in its place FOCUS. Time for some progress, and it didn't leave me down; tight overtakes, good lights, responsive box, solid middle pedal that hadn't wilted all day, v8 dusting off the red paint. And once on the M1 it was the BAWS. So much so that when I parked up in the hotel carpark in Dublin after 450miles & many hours of driving it just seemed appropriate ......<br />
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</u><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00594841209892806794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-18082490781986045962013-01-27T19:27:00.001+01:002013-01-27T20:26:34.653+01:00It's not you, it's me.It's been a funny month or so.<br />
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I'm a long term car owner. I buy, over maintain if anything and sell only after a few years have passed. But little over a month after her arrival, Suki is gone to a new home.<br />
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It was a short time together, many things impressed like the feel of the gearchange and the impressive driveability of the engine right through the rev range, if anything the Vtec kick was disappointing such is the strength of the engine in the lower revs.<br />
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A few things grated a little, I'm not so sure Honda spent enough time getting the gearing right and setting up 5th and 6th to make motorway cruising more civilised would not have been a huge concession to everyday comfort.<br />
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I also think they set the handling up a little track focused as keeping it in a straight line on an Irish backroad at hoon speeds was a constant battle, something which I believe can be dialed out of the early cars and I think Honda sorted out in later cars. I know what you're all thinking now, "blippyshifter has gone crazy and is giving out about oversteer", and you might be right on both counts :) But while it was fun at times, it made for nervous progress and one very twitchy sphincter! All little problems I guess, nothing that time behind the wheel and more experience with Suki couldn't have sorted out eventually.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14891321933741818784noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-60204395775923344172013-01-26T22:01:00.002+01:002013-01-26T22:01:51.831+01:00911 Carrera 3.0 - DrivenToday I had a rare and unexpected treat as someone with a Carrera 3.0 called in to my place, and offered me a quick spin in it on some local roads.<br /><br />I say rare, as the Carrera 3.0 is an uncommon beast. Manufactured between 1976 & 1977, Porsche only built 3,687 in total compared to nearly 58,000 of the SC that followed it, and over 76,000 of the Carrera 3.2 that followed again. The Carrera 3.0 followed directly after the 2.7 Carrera & 2.7RS (these now command mega money), and its engine was a direct development of the Carrera 3.0RS lump, endowing it with 200bhp, 188lb/ft and performance slightly in excess of the 2.7RS despite the extra weight it carried (still less than 1,100kg). Alot of that performance stemmed directly from the additional swept capacity and subsequent torque. They were listed as reaching 60 in 6.3 in the day, and apparently beat the contempory Turbo to that benchmark in tests.<br /><br />This particular example is standard, well maintained and in fine form, so it was great to take it on a gentle local loop that provides some lumpy tarmac to get a feel for how it drove in comparison to mine. Mine is a Carrera 3.0 chassis, but is so far gone from standard it shall/can never return. It's custodian had said after driving mine that his was a weekend car and mine a race car so I was keen to see what he meant, particularly as most of my 911 comparisons to date have been 964s that I was also considering.<br /><br />The same, but different, is the succinct answer. He had it right. Chassis-wise it's a softer edged car - smaller wheels & plumper tyres, mixed with less unsprung weight, gives it a nicer, gentler feel down the road than mine - less tendency to tramline, the steering is lighter, less hyper, less weighting fluctuations as lock goes on and off. My front end is dominated by its ride height and subsequent negative camber (-2deg) and its steering requires a much firmer hand. Mine has a firmer hand on its springing too, and feels dialled in where the stock is not unconnected but softer. It's hard to say which is right or wrong - the refinement and easy flow of the stock car is very impressive - in that regard it trounces mine and makes mine feel older. But then in its grip, handling and comfort in carrying some speed (with due deference to it being rare, original, in good nick and worth north of stg£20-25k so I didn't push on <span style="font-style: italic;">too</span> much), my example makes it feel old. <br /><br />Same on the braking front, although I reckon that is an easy fix on the older car. My pedal bites higher, is firmer, and gives more confidence. As we have similar discs & calipers the difference is a recent bleed, Dot5.1 & braided lines I reckon. As it was, the spongy response and low bite made tidy footwork difficult. <br /><br />And you needed tidy footwork, as the box is everything people hate in 915 boxes - vague and reluctant to engage, although no graunch like mine did sometimes originally. The Carrera 3.0 will be getting the oil swap & additive mine got very soon, as it transformed mine. Mine is the older 'box too, without the 'Omega' spring and linkages, so that was very informative to compare the two and find mine currently ahead.<br /><br />The final interesting comparison was the engine. I outlined the characteristics of this 3.0 lump compared to its predecessors. My engine shares the top end so CIS injection etc. Where mine is different is the 3.2 bottom end (and whatever is hidden in there). The difference is marked. Mine hauls in a way completely foreign to the Carrera 3.0. The 3.0 ramps up past 4k quite nicely and sounds well, but out of a bend from as low as 2,000rpm my hybrid lump is streets ahead and its throttle response much better (I think some work needs doing to the 3.0s linkage too). I was quite pleased with that. the lower final drive/ratios of my car undoubtably help in this too. And put all together, the cruiser vs racer is a fair comment. <br /><br />So, another day, another bit of 911 learning! <img alt=":D" src="http://fortyacresofyellow.freeforums.org/images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif" title="Very Happy" /> A Cool Car, and a privilege to be allowed drive it.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00594841209892806794noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-2846517678626622722012-12-24T19:16:00.004+01:002012-12-24T19:16:46.546+01:00This<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Videos like this capture the very essense of why trying to go that bit further to own and use your pride & joy is worth it. It doesn't have to be a Porsche, in fact I would say if you have a budget of 'X' then go for the cheaper car and go on more adventures. But get out there.<br />
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2012 saw 2 great road trips for me & the Nein!Elf with the Mizen to Malin & Wales Hoon. <br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00594841209892806794noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-78665249612951487102012-12-16T22:26:00.001+01:002012-12-26T22:04:17.844+01:00There Comes a Time<div class="MsoNormal">
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change. After a recent spin in Blippy’s Honda S2000, it’s clear I’m in dire
need of something RWD again. Being realistic though I’ve too many kids and
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Booschthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08076129463889526809noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-34756612399580511882012-12-13T21:11:00.000+01:002012-12-13T21:14:08.040+01:0040 Acres, meet SukiWell, things took a strange twist last week with a colleague deciding he wanted to move on his long term (6 years +) S2000 for something a little more baby friendly. In a moment of mid-recession madness I put it to him that I might be interested...<br />
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And so, a few days later and a fresh NCT disc on the screen, Suki the S2000 is outside the door. Santa done good this year.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14891321933741818784noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-59358928445729788752012-12-12T16:35:00.002+01:002012-12-18T09:44:30.623+01:00What Could Possibly go Wrong? Week 4<p> Another week, another wander through the Irish classifieds.
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<p>Let start with a simple auld salad.
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<a href="http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3808003">1964 Westfield </a>
<p>Twenty word descriptions aren't usually tempting, but when three of those are "RWD"(Acronyms are words today) "Welded" and "Diff" then it's worth a haggle. Assuming it's not a complete rotbox, (and that's a pretty big "if") then you could have a lot of zero door track day fun for little outlay.
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On the subject of RWD vintage fun, how about a V8 P6?
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<p>Only slightly wordier than the previous listing, and most of it is discouraging private numbers and texters, a silly thing to do nowadays. Two things strike me. It's a manual V8, which is rare in P6 circles, as most of them are waftomatics, it's rather cheap, and there doesn't seem to be too much rust…
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">For years I have struggled to express why, but now someone put those thoughts into words for me on </span><a href="http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=140819#ixzz2DQqiuovl"><span style="color: black;">retrorides</span></a></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><em><span style="color: black;">… I love these cars, for all their faults, for all the poor build
quality, for all that they have an asthmatic Volvo/Renault lump hanging out of
their rear end, for all that you need to know in advance which of those
excellent one-off wheels is going to get a puncture because they're different
sizes front and rear...<o:p></o:p></span></em></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><em><span style="color: black;">... I love them because they're utterly mad, bonkers, unique,
funky, and funded by a coke-peddling, fund-embezzling, Thatcher-scamming,
Belfast-rejuvenating, GMC-baiting lunatic, which is beyond cool in anyone's
language, and we will not see their like again! <o:p></o:p></span></em></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><em><span style="color: black;">
<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Plus, they were styled so well by Giugiaro that they still look
futuristic even whilst they've become hopelessly dated, and that's a hell of a
trick to pull off.</span></span></em></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"></span></span></span><br /></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">But that's not all, because recently I discovered that the tooling used for the cars lies not far away from me on the sea bed of Galway Bay.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"></span></span></span><br /></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">When the DeLorean factory closed, the tooling was sold off to scrapyards throughout Ireland. </span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Läpple, a company based in Carlow who manufactured stainless steel sections of the DMC-12 initiated the disposal and material passed through several scrap yards in 1984: </span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Galway Metal, Oranmore; </span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Hammond Lane Metal Company, Dublin (closed in 1996) </span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">and Haulbowline Industries, Passage West, Cork.</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;"></span></span></span><br /></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">Using another industrial relic, the Severn Princess (the car ferry Bob Dylan is shown waiting for in the photo below, taken in 1966) ...</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">... a group of Galway fishermen collected twelve pieces of DeLorean tooling from Haulbowline Industries in 1984 and brought them to Emerald Fisheries (1984 to 2001) in Kilkiernan Bay, Co. Galway where the heavy cast iron was sunk to anchor a large salmon cage located at the surface.</span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana;">As recently as 2009 three of the sections were still visible, today providing a home to crabs and lobsters:</span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana;">All information above from:</span></div>
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<a href="http://www.seanlynchinfo.com/DeLoreanProgressReport.htm"><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">http://www.seanlynchinfo.com/DeLoreanProgressReport.htm</span></a></div>
Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3579384709239692250.post-485658825680731152012-11-26T18:27:00.000+01:002012-11-26T18:31:45.121+01:00Wolfsburg in the 1960s<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">einestages.de, part of Der Spiegel do a great and regularly updated page with daily German and international history. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A few days ago they published images from a coffee table book called "Wolfsburg - Images of a Young City" from 1963 which is also forming part of an exhibition in Berlin.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana;">The main article, and all the images are here: <a href="http://einestages.spiegel.de/external/ShowTopicAlbumBackground/a25978/l0/l0/F.html#featuredEntry">http://einestages.spiegel.de/external/ShowTopicAlbumBackground/a25978/l0/l0/F.html#featuredEntry</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The sub-plot to the exhibition and the city built around the VW factory is that of a very large Italian community who came to the city for work in the post-war German economic boom.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">What is striking about the images is the absolute ubiquity of the Beetle. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Personally, I find it hard to imagine living in a town where practically everyone you know is doing the same job earning the same wage. Speccing a 1300 S over a 1300 A would have singled you out as being seriously aspirational, adding a set of spots probably marked you as borderline mad.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On the other hand, maybe it was a been a great place to live as everyone would have had to have moved there from somewhere else. By all accounts the work was well-payed by national standards and for the first time in a generation there was lasting peace.</span><br />
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<img alt="Wolfsburg" class="huDocumentLarge fdc_image_document_online fdc_image_500" src="http://einestages.spiegel.de/hund-images/2012/11/16/75/20ce1e1eeab40b35b856189291d04020_image_document_large_featured_borderless.jpg" title="Wolfsburg" />Hitlersaurus Rexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05316604215844054827noreply@blogger.com0